I’ll admit that working on these sites all day makes me horny as hell. You wouldn’t fucking believe how horny I get. If we meet, keep your wife, your daughter, your dog and your cat away from me.
So, I just get off the phone with this girl I know, and she’s asking me to come over. Son of a bitch. I can’t now because I’m busy. I tell her this, and she says she’ll buy me a few drinks, then we can go back and fuck.
I can’t. I’m fucking busy.
I’m trying to work and talk at the same time – which annoys the hell out of me – and she casually mentions I can fuck her in the ass and cum on her face. I think she’s had a few drinks already. Her speech isn’t slurred or anything, but she doesn’t usually talk this way. I better get over there before she gets too drunk.
Work can wait. This is what I will be doing in a couple of hours.
…and wish me luck.
