I’m Canadian, so I generally get to miss the insanity that happens south of the border during the American Thanksgiving week. But, as half my family lives in New York (state…), my wife leaps at the excuse to head south – and I’ve got nothing better to do than drink beer, surf porn and get myself into trouble. So now I’m looking at dating profiles. Oh, if I was three years younger…
Amy’s looking for a man 30-40 years old (damn) with a nice thick tool (damn!) who knows how to use it (damn!!!). I may be out of luck with her, but Adult Love Line has got over 2,500,000 members (says so right on their front page…) that I can pick from. At least till my wife gets back. Hi, dear! Love you!
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